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Joke of the day.




An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”



Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)



#how could i resist a superhero whose weapon of choice is a shield

#guys #this is why I love steve so much #his weapon isn’t even a fucking weapon #his weapon is defense not offense #his goddamn weapon? is safety #is protection #is protecting himself and others #he takes every hit and he takes every punch #but his weapon after all this time is protection #jesus christ I think I just started crying

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